The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Emotion Jokes
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don’t even care.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
