Emotion jokes

My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:

roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.

Why does an emo wish they were a fish?

Because they're underwater.

I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.

My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.

SELF HARM

I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.

Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.

*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*

Why are emos jealous of light?

The lights are hanging.

Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.

What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)

That one depressed friend.

They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.

The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.

A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.

You were sad because your grandmother died.

The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they are all crying in a dark corner.

I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.

Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.

How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.

Bunger got me like:

😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...