Emotion jokes
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
That one depressed friend.
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don’t even care.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.