Emotion jokes
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
Bunger got me like:
😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
That one depressed friend.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.