Emotion jokes
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.
That one depressed friend.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.