A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Hehe.
Want my cookie? Come and get it... π
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: Whatβs wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lolππ€£π
I need a hug.
*hugs train*
When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.
Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!
When I feel depressed, I like to cut myself another piece of cake.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
Play dead, they said.
Wasn't too hard.
I've been dead inside for years.
If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
How to get rid of your depression:
1. Stop self-pitying.
2. Realize you can't.
3. Fucking deal with it.
You're welcome.
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
what's an Emos least favorite game? fruit ninjs
