Emotion jokes
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
That one depressed friend.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?