What do you do when you finish a magazine in the hospital? Reload and keep firing.
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the materinity ward was put on lockdown
I wish 911 was in December because the poor farm feilds
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
I live next to a kindergarten and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
Whenever I make a 911 joke it bombs
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
Are you a fire alarm because your loud and annoying
There's a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, "People need me for my medical skills." grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, "People need me for my intelligence." grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, "I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute." The nerd says, "Don't worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack."
Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire... the top of the stairs
Kid: I have the corona virus
Nurse: here is an ice pack
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police. She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?” The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?” The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
Fastest story readers are 911 victims
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds
What did the police say on the tv during 9/11... Call 911
FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.
Why did the author go to the emergency room? -- His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
Wait 911 is the American emergency number...
what is it called when someone is in a wheel chair and in a fire?
(hot wheels...)
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage
Priest: How the hell did that fire start Rabbi: I don't know but what about the children? Priest: Fuck the children Rabbi: Do we have time? Priest: There's always time for something like that.
