Education jokes
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?
What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?
School is the best!
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?
No.
Neither did she.
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.
Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."
Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"
The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."
Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?