Education jokes
Rice Middle School
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.
School is the best!
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.