Education jokes
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?
No.
Neither did she.