Education jokes
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
Memes
Let's learn arabic!
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
A letter to all Math:
Dear Math,
Grow up and solve your own problems!
2x6= DO IT YOURSELF!!!!
Rice Middle School
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
Oof.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?