Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
Education Jokes
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
A letter to all Math:
Dear Math,
Grow up and solve your own problems!
2x6= DO IT YOURSELF!!!!
Rice Middle School
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
Oof.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?
School is the best!
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
