Education jokes
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
What did you call a school that got blown up?
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
School is the best!
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
Memes
Let's learn arabic!
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
Rice Middle School
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
Oof.
If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
A letter to all Math:
Dear Math,
Grow up and solve your own problems!
2x6= DO IT YOURSELF!!!!
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...