Education jokes
The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
Memes
People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
What did you call a school that got blown up?
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
School is the best!
What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?
Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
A letter to all Math:
Dear Math,
Grow up and solve your own problems!
2x6= DO IT YOURSELF!!!!
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.