Education jokes
Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?
No.
Neither did she.
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
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Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
What did you call a school that got blown up?
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
Rice Middle School