Education jokes
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
They have blackboards and whiteboards, but what happened to Mexicanboards?
There are two kids sitting in a classroom: Lily and John. Lily sleeps in class every day.
The teacher asks Lily who made heaven and earth. John pokes her with a pencil. She shouts, "Jesus Christ Almighty!"
The teacher says, "That's right."
The teacher says the next day she asks the same question. John pokes her with a pencil. She shouts, "Jesus Christ Almighty!"
"That's right," the teacher says.
The next day she asks Lily what did Eve say to Adam after their 100th. John pokes her again. "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'mma break it in half!" she shouts.
Me and bro talking about direct objects at 1 a.m. because we don’t know English.
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
So, this kid told me what high school he was going to and asked me if I thought he would make it in.
I said, "No, they don't have double doors."
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
I'm in school right now, but I'm on an airplane.
We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
Why did Johnny drop his pencil?
To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
Wee dyslexic boy and girl in class.
Wee boy says, "Can you smell gas?"
Wee girl replies, "I canny even smell my name!"
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
Like if you are in high school and miss school!
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.