Education jokes

I found a key that works for every door at my school.

If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?

Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"

What's America's best class?

Gun 101.

Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.

Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.

Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?

Students: Yeah, yours.

Did you know that..

Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.

Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.

What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?

Teacher told me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch, fool.

The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.

When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.

My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.

I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.

Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.

Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.

Student: Sorry to hear.

Teacher: Is anyone missing today?

Student: Your parents.

Why are mountains so smart?

'Cause they have a degree.

What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!

(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?

Kid 2: Never leave home without it.

Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?

Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!

Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?

Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?

Bianca: It's Bianca!

Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?