Education jokes
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?
Catch you later!
Dating a girl and studying mathematics, both give a headache.
Memes
Teacher: What’s 2+2?
Jimmy: 2+2=feEesh
Teacher: Well, Jimmy I can see you're going places, not college, but places.
Year 10 English.
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
Student: Why does everyone hate me?
Another student: Because U got the A last night.
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why I am here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
What was the scariest thing Helen Keller ever read?
The waffle iron.