Education jokes
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
Teacher told me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch, fool.
Why are fish smart?
They live i a school.
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
Why do school shooters have the best shots?
They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.
Are multiple choice questions too easy?
A) Yes.
Using Pi, distract that fat kid next to you and copy his answers.
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.
They were both druids.