Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."
"Have fun at school night" is what?
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
I did a good job of being home from school.
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
