Education jokes
When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
A student asked a teacher, "How do you pronounce this word? It's spelled A-L-L-I-E-D."
The teacher was about to answer, but then the student said, "Actually, I know how to pronounce it. I lied!" (allied)
I found a key that works for every door at my school.
What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?
fr tho
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?
Answer: You shoot it!
Why do school shooters have the best shots?
They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless.
I was walking home, then I saw a "Wait" sign. A man came and took me. I'm still waiting for him to ask for a lesson.
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"