One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.
How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?
Education Jokes
Marriage is really educational.
When I was single, I didn't even know there was a wrong way to put a fork in the dishwasher.
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
Hahahahaha......... Autism.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
Year 10 English.
