Education jokes
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
For fingering the minor.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why I am here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
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Dating a girl and studying mathematics, both give a headache.
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
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Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
I found a key that works for every door at my school.