Education jokes
When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.
At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters
'PNEIS'
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.
I was excited my teacher asked me for sex in exchange for a good grade, but then I realized I was homeschooled.
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball and told her to “read this book”.
I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other, and I said, "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?" and the man said, "Right over there." I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say, "Dad, I have to go to school soon!"
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.
Teacher: What kind of appointment?
Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈
True story.
What did the mentally retarded kid get on his test?
Drool.
I know 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know why.
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
What’s the difference between school and prison? One is painted.
Which school supply is king of the classroom? A ruler.
Me: I'm retarded.
Teacher: Why?
Me: It took me 2 hours to see "60 Minutes."
Why did the kid with Down syndrome get expelled?
He was always tardy.
Teacher: "Okay, so how are you going?"
Student: "I'm not going."
Teacher: "Oh, so you're a wheelchair person?"
Why do you need an AR-15?
So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
When your crush walks in class but you're homeschooled...
Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.