Education jokes

A student asked a teacher, "How do you pronounce this word? It's spelled A-L-L-I-E-D."

The teacher was about to answer, but then the student said, "Actually, I know how to pronounce it. I lied!" (allied)

Why are mountains so smart?

'Cause they have a degree.

(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?

Kid 2: Never leave home without it.

Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?

Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!

Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?

Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?

Bianca: It's Bianca!

Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?

I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless.

What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!

Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.

Where do smart hotdogs end up?

On the honor roll!

We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."

My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.

They were both druids.

Why do school shooters have the best shots?

They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?

Answer: You shoot it!

How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.

Using Pi, distract that fat kid next to you and copy his answers.

Are multiple choice questions too easy?

A) Yes.

You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.

Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."

Why are fish smart?

They live i a school.

Why are fish smart?

They live in a school.