Education jokes
Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!
Why do school shooters have the best shots?
They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me: Knock, knock.
Teacher: Who is there?
Me: Boo.
Teacher: Boo who?
Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!
Teacher: ......
Me: Aw man, detention again.
*School shooting happens* Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk* American student: "First time?"
My son told me he has to bring an object for show and tell at school.
So I had him bring my wife.
Teacher, what do you call sex making out with a C.I.W.?
What is the difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home?
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism?
Teacher: What?
Boy: Well... never mind, he's well supported.
Yo hairline is a distraction to my education.
What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
Why did the girl study in the tree? She wanted a higher education.
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why do priests appreciate educated children?
They don't spit.
A teacher asks a boy in her class, "If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?" The boy responds with, "None." The teacher asks why. "They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot." The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think."
Later, the boy asks the teacher, "3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking it." The boy says, "No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think."
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
How do bees 🐝 get to school?
They ride the school buzz!
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.