Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
Education Jokes
Teacher: Tell me about the history of Tsar Nicholas (blah blah blah).
Student: How should I know, that's his story?
How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.
Are multiple choice questions too easy?
A) Yes.
Using Pi, distract that fat kid next to you and copy his answers.
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
Why are fish smart?
They live i a school.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
I was walking home, then I saw a "Wait" sign. A man came and took me. I'm still waiting for him to ask for a lesson.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
Dating a girl and studying mathematics, both give a headache.
What was the scariest thing Helen Keller ever read?
The waffle iron.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They gave her a cheese grater and told her it was a book.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”
No? Shame, it was real fun.
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
