Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
School's being safe.
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?
Little Johnny: "Your wife."
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?
I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?
With a degree!
Teacher: "Stand up, class!"
She is sitting down.
Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"
I love the letters of the alphabet.
Me: Knock, knock.
Teacher: Who is there?
Me: Boo.
Teacher: Boo who?
Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!
Teacher: ......
Me: Aw man, detention again.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
I fell in love with my teacher.
Which is weird because I am home schooled.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
I was at my lecture at Oxford. Professor Albert Pessistein was leading the lecture, teaching us new equations. I asked where I can find a drink, due to my dying of thirst. He said, “big games my friend.”
He then proceeded to teach us, “The greater the Big games, the higher the Bottling!”
Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"
James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
