Education jokes
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”
No? Shame, it was real fun.
My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?
Hahahahaha......... Autism.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
Memes
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
Why was Trump banned from music class? He kept putting his finger on D minor.
What was Clinton encouraged to get in college? A minor.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.
Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They gave her a cheese grater and told her it was a book.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
Marriage is really educational.
When I was single, I didn't even know there was a wrong way to put a fork in the dishwasher.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.
Teacher: Tell me what's the solution of this equation? 30g + 24y + 15a - x^3 = 0
Student: 69 gay = xxx
Teacher: You're out!!!
Student lies down on the floor, and then teacher starts f...ing him ^_*
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