Education jokes
An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
Hahahahaha......... Autism.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
Marriage is really educational.
When I was single, I didn't even know there was a wrong way to put a fork in the dishwasher.
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why I am here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.