Education jokes
How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.
Using Pi, distract that fat kid next to you and copy his answers.
My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.
They were both druids.
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
Where do smart hotdogs end up?
On the honor roll!
It's true though
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
Are multiple choice questions too easy?
A) Yes.
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."
Why are fish smart?
They live i a school.
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
Teacher: Tell me about the history of Tsar Nicholas (blah blah blah).
Student: How should I know, that's his story?
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."
Dating a girl and studying mathematics, both give a headache.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Oh, never mind, it's pointless.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
Year 10 English.
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.