Education jokes

What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?

Answer: You shoot it!

Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.

What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?

A hypoteNUSE!

Why did the rapper go to school?

To improve his FLOW-CULUS.

One day, Billy's teacher asked him, "I heard your mom had a baby. What did she have?"

Billy paused and thought for a moment and said, "I think she had a bicycle."

"Now Billy, you know that your mom didn't have a bicycle. What did she have?"

"Maybe it was a tricycle."

"Billy, don't stand there and lie to me. We're going to the principal's office right now!"

The teacher grabbed Billy and escorted him to the principal's office and explained what happened. The principal looked sternly at Billy and said, "Stop lying, Billy. You know your mom didn't have a bicycle or a tricycle. What did your mother have?"

Billy looked up, fear in his eyes and said, "Well, maybe she had a go-cart."

That was more than enough. "I'm calling your mother right now!"

Soon, Billy's mother arrived at the principal's office. "It seems that Billy has decided to start telling lies. His teacher asked him what you recently had, and he said a bicycle, then a tricycle, then a go-cart!"

Billy's mother teared up, and through her sobs, replied to the principal and teacher, "No. Sadly, I had a miscarriage."

Billy sat up straight and said, "I KNEW that damn thing had wheels!"

A student got a bad letter grade, so the next day he came back with his own letter grade in his backpack: an A-K47.

Why was Trump banned from music class? He kept putting his finger on D minor.

What was Clinton encouraged to get in college? A minor.

What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.

Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?

Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.

What's yellow and can't swim?

A school bus full of kids.

So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.

So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sister's Jenga kit!”

The principal's office smells nice.

Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?

Why don't Romans find algebra fun?

X is always ten.

York High School is the best school ever!

Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.

They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.

I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.

The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.

My math teacher walked by and asked me, "What is that?"

I said, "Paper."

She said, "Really?"

I said, "Yeah, do you need glasses?"

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Pencil.

Pencil who?

Oh, never mind, it's pointless.