Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
Blonde and the Essay
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke is playing on the dumb blonde stereotype, see? They think she's so dense she mistook "essay" for "a-say," as in, getting it on with a Mexican dude. Get it? You wouldn't, would you? Your brain's probably smoother than a bowling ball, just like that blonde.