What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
hahahahaha.........Autism.
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding School
why can't orphans fail a test because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it
Why do so many kids die in school shootings ? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings
I found a key that works for every door at my school.
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"
Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."
Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.
