Education jokes
A guy walks into a gun store and everything is half off. He looks at his son and says, "I didn't know back to school sales started yet."
Little Johnny was in class, and his teacher asked, "How many of you guys are Trump fans?" Since the entire class wanted to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands, well, except Little Johnny. So the teacher asks, "Why are you being different again, Johnny?" So Little Johnny says, "Well, because I'm a Democrat. My mom is a Democrat, and my dad is a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat!" So then the teacher responds with, "Well, what if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" Well, Little Johnny says, "A Trump fan!"
Do you know who didn't graduate high school this year?
The Parkland kids.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher? Because there was no chemistry...
Which school supply is king of the classroom? A ruler.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives.
Condoms 99 percent effective.
Birth control 99 percent effective.
Etc.
Just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time (only cost 20 years in jail ;)
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
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What is the difference between a tree and walking home from school?
What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀
VOTING SEMIFINAL 1
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.
Vote for the better joke.
They have blackboards and whiteboards, but what happened to Mexicanboards?
I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other, and I said, "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?" and the man said, "Right over there." I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say, "Dad, I have to go to school soon!"
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.