Education jokes
Where is the cheapest gun range? Your local public school.
(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today?
(Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka.
(Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well, I quit!
(Kid) Quit what?
(Bus Driver) Living.
(Kid) But it was a joke!
(Bus Driver) Doesn't matter. I will die, but you will still be alive.
(Kid) Ok.
(Bus Driver) That was a joke, too!
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
ALWAYS ME
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
Child: Mom, someone told me you talk like an owl.
Teacher: Who?
Child: Oh, it is true, you do talk like an owl!
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"
Why are Americans so dumb?
Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.
How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want.
Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
Because it’s pointless!
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.