Education jokes
In case there's a school shooting, the teachers can help out and shoot the kids.
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,
The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"
The teacher replied, "Home."
The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"
What type of alphabet does an elf learn?
The elf-abet.
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
Memes
What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
I did a walk today and I had to walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and I had a good time with you and walk home from home and walk walk home and I had to.
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
What is the difference between your new teacher and a train?
Your teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Choo Choo!"
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher.
They said: you can't be a "pro-grammer nazi."
When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.
Whatβs a lungβs favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"
A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.