Education jokes
Little Johnny's mom got a call from school saying to come over. As she does, she is met by the principal. They go into his office and the principal says, "Your son is going to be suspended for a week for blowing clouds in the bathroom." The mother responds, "He is fifteen, how is he blowing clouds already? Bring him in here." A boy walks in, and Johnny's mother says, "This isn't my son, bring him in here, I would like a word with him." The principal replies, "Ma'am, this is Clouds." The mother faints.
What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
Downey.
The students at Columbine needed books, but all they got were magazines.
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
How can Canada be one of the most educated countries when Canadians are unable to correctly spell "analyse", "programme", and "aluminium"?
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
Like if you like school (I mean if you don't)!
Why couldn't the orphan go on a school trip?
A parent's signature was required.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
I did a walk today and I had to walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and I had a good time with you and walk home from home and walk walk home and I had to.
When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"
A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.
Teachers: Whenever there’s a school shooting, hide under the desk.
Students: Hiding under desk.
Shooter: Well, no one’s in here!
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.