Education jokes
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.
What type of alphabet does an elf learn?
The elf-abet.
In case there's a school shooting, the teachers can help out and shoot the kids.
What is the difference between your new teacher and a train?
Your teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Choo Choo!"
How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
I did a walk today and I had to walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and I had a good time with you and walk home from home and walk walk home and I had to.
How can Canada be one of the most educated countries when Canadians are unable to correctly spell "analyse", "programme", and "aluminium"?
Like if you like school (I mean if you don't)!
Why couldn't the orphan go on a school trip?
A parent's signature was required.
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.