Education jokes
What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
Downey.
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
I did a walk today and I had to walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and I had a good time with you and walk home from home and walk walk home and I had to.
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher.
They said: you can't be a "pro-grammer nazi."
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
Like if you like school (I mean if you don't)!
What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.
When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.
Teachers: Whenever there’s a school shooting, hide under the desk.
Students: Hiding under desk.
Shooter: Well, no one’s in here!
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
How can Canada be one of the most educated countries when Canadians are unable to correctly spell "analyse", "programme", and "aluminium"?
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
Why couldn't the orphan go on a school trip?
A parent's signature was required.
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.