Education jokes
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
You can't give an orphan homework.
My dad told me I'm a failure.
I failed a math test.
Good thing there's a pole outside my house.
What did the math teacher write on his party invitations?
Be there or B2.
Signs my cousin is going places when he's older:
TEST QUESTION: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
He wrote: "At the bottom of the page."
Smart kid!
Quiet kid: "I'm home!"
Parents: "What did you learn at school today?"
Quiet kid: "I've learned that I've had enough!"
I can’t wait for collage....
5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.
Is that my student?
Na! It is Jesus!
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
The exam is knocking at my door... so I ran away from the window.
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!
Why didn't the bear go to college?
Because bears don't go to college.
My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!
So, today is my birthday. Today, I am 13, but yesterday I am going to turn 10. But I am not even going to school to know the number ten, because one time at 10 p.m. in the morning it was so cold in my hot room, so I went outside to drive my car. But I stopped because the light turned green. I was taking a bath in the front of my car, and it didn’t have a bin, so I am taking a sh$t.