Education

Education jokes

Lung

What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?

Breathing exercises.

I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!

Orphan

When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,

The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"

The teacher replied, "Home."

The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"

School

Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?

Because it was High School.

Memes

Bison

What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?

"Bye son!"

Get it? Bye son, Bison!

Programmer

I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher.

They said: you can't be a "pro-grammer nazi."

Margarine

The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.

Father: Son, you can do butter!

Teacher

What is the difference between your new teacher and a train?

Your teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Choo Choo!"

Death

What do your teacher and your friend have in common?

They will both die eventually.

Walk

I did a walk today and I had to walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and I had a good time with you and walk home from home and walk walk home and I had to.

Plane

On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.

On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.