Education Jokes

Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.

Trump said schools are not petting zoos.

My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."

What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?

D+.

Teacher: "Okay, so how are you going?"

Student: "I'm not going."

Teacher: "Oh, so you're a wheelchair person?"

A picture of a slide that splits into two separate slides. On the left slide it says "Getting to Class Early" and on the right side it says "Getting to Class Late". Below, the text says "Why have you still not written down the heading?"

Goes to school with blue suppressed pistol. #1 Victory Royale!

What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?

Bullets.

What's yellow and can't swim?

A school bus full of children.

Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?

Student: Ukraine is history!

This. This is my class.

[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o)

How does a mathematician get tan?

sin/cos.

*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.

*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?

Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.

Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.

What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?

Vegetable soup.

I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."

Playing a game called 7-Up.

Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?

Teacher: It's cheating!

Student: No! It's the object of the game.

I love teaching students

how to make them harm themselves.

Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.