Education jokes

So I was at high school one day in the bathrooms, and I'm circumcised, and the kid next to me wasn't, so he showed me his pp, and he had a foreskin, so I was just playing with it until the teacher walked in, then I got fired...

What did the cheetah tell the other cheetah when they had a test?

"Cheetah, cheetah!"

Schools be like "dRuGS arE BaD," then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours.

I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said, “You’re about to become history.” I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.

Why was 9 afraid of 20?

Because 28, 29.

What do cheetahs do when they get a test?

They cheat!!!

What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.

Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.

Trump said schools are not petting zoos.

My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."

What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?

D+.

Teacher: "Okay, so how are you going?"

Student: "I'm not going."

Teacher: "Oh, so you're a wheelchair person?"

Goes to school with blue suppressed pistol. #1 Victory Royale!

What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?

Bullets.

School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.

What's yellow and can't swim?

A school bus full of children.

Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?

Student: Ukraine is history!

This. This is my class.

[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o)

How does a mathematician get tan?

sin/cos.

*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.

*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?