Education jokes

In kindergarten, we were starting to learn how to use "big kid words." On Monday, the teacher asked everyone to share what they did over the weekend, but we had to use big kid words.

Eventually it got to my turn, and the teacher asked me what I did over the summer. I told her I read a book. She asked me what book, and to remember to use "big kid words." I'll never forget the horrified look on her face when I replied with "Winnie the Shit."

One day little Jonny is in class. It is the second day back to school. The teacher is annoyed with the kids, so she goes to the front of the class and says, "If you think you are stupid, stand up." Little Jonny stood up.

The teacher asked him, "Why do you think you're stupid?" Little Jonny said, "I don't think I am stupid."

Then the teacher asked little Jonny why he stood up. Then little Jonny replied, "I just felt bad seeing you standing here alone."

So I was at high school one day in the bathrooms, and I'm circumcised, and the kid next to me wasn't, so he showed me his pp, and he had a foreskin, so I was just playing with it until the teacher walked in, then I got fired...

Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.

What did the cheetah tell the other cheetah when they had a test?

"Cheetah, cheetah!"

Why was 9 afraid of 20?

Because 28, 29.

Schools be like "dRuGS arE BaD," then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours.

I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said, “You’re about to become history.” I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.

Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

What do cheetahs do when they get a test?

They cheat!!!

What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.

Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.

Trump said schools are not petting zoos.

Goes to school with blue suppressed pistol. #1 Victory Royale!

What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?

D+.

My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."

Teacher: "Okay, so how are you going?"

Student: "I'm not going."

Teacher: "Oh, so you're a wheelchair person?"

School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.

What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?

Bullets.

What's yellow and can't swim?

A school bus full of children.

How does a mathematician get tan?

sin/cos.