Education jokes
How do you know you’ve been robbed by an Asian?
The house is clean, the homework is done, but the idiot is having trouble backing out of the driveway.
What is the leader of the school supplies?
The ruler!
My math teacher walked by and asked me, "What is that?"
I said, "Paper."
She said, "Really?"
I said, "Yeah, do you need glasses?"
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
What did the letter A say to the letter B?
"Z" you later.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. Oh my gosh, I'm peeing on my shoe, no one knows about it yet!
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!
Don't believe what your school bully tells you.
Always take it with a grain of assault.
So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"
Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?
Because the principal was going to call his parents.