I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
Education Jokes
What is the leader of the school supplies?
The ruler!
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy, you've worked out it is AK, but what is 59 minus 12? Timmy shakes his head, not knowing. The teacher asks, "How about AK 49 minus 2?" Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells, "What comes after AK, Timmy!?" The white kid at the back stands, shouts 47, and pulls the trigger.
A priest sees a man about to commit suicide. The man says, "I have nothing to live for here. I will die, go to Heaven, and get 72 virgins." Then the priest says, "No need for this. I will take you to the local elementary school."
Student: Hey! Did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Teacher: No?
Student: All I can say about it is, "Well, well, well."
Teacher makes 1 kid recite the ABCs and the other count to 10.
Teacher: You can kill 2 birds with 1 stone.
Little Johnny goes home and throws a rock at two birds. One dies. He gives his dad a concussion from the rock hitting his head.
Johnny at school: You can kill a bird and give a man a concussion.
"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.
Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."
Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.
Are you my homework because I’m supposed to be doing you right now, but I’m not.
Child: Mom, someone told me you talk like an owl.
Teacher: Who?
Child: Oh, it is true, you do talk like an owl!
What's America's no. 1 class?
Target practice.
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
Two twins were talking in class. I threw a paper airplane at one of them.
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
Because it’s pointless!
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
