Education jokes
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
Click the 👍 if you hate school.
Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.
People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."
If I make a summer camp for kids with concentration problems, will it be a "Concentration Camp"?
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Why are school shooting jokes so funny? Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
Why do school shooters have the best shots?
They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mom: Son, did you go to school?
Son: What if I said yes?
Mom: You are in school! *slap*
Son: Mom, I am moving out and I am moving in with my girlfriend.
Mom: You are with...? Please don't move out =(
Son: Mom, stop! So what if I am moving out? I am moving into my girlfriend's home. It's only for school.
Mom: Well, you are kicked out of my home!
Son: Good.
Mom: I am sad now. Why did he move out?
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Me: Knock, knock.
Teacher: Who is there?
Me: Boo.
Teacher: Boo who?
Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!
Teacher: ......
Me: Aw man, detention again.
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
Son, what is 1 plus 1?
Dad, I don't know.
Son, it is 2.
Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.