Where do pedophiles go hunting .... Elementary schools
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school
Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.
Why can't college students take exams at the zoo?
Too many cheetahs!
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? -- "Bison."
Where do you learn to make ice cream? -- Sundae school.
Why didn't the bear go to college? -- Because bears don't go to college.
What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? -- Mumbai!
How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?
Calculator!
What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
