Education jokes
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?
No.
Neither did she.
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
Teacher told me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch, fool.
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"
Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.