Education jokes
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
2 times 4 equals 18?
Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.
Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it has many problems.
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.