Edition jokes
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.
When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.
There's a kid named Little Johnny who would always cuss. Well, one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said, "Let's play a game." So the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. The teacher says "A". Little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself, "Well, he might say something like a**." So the teacher calls on Sally. Sally says "apple". The teacher says "B". Little Johnny raises his hand. The teacher thought, "No, he might say something like b!tch." So the teacher goes all the way to R. The teacher says "R". Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "Me, me, please, I really know one." Then the teacher thinks to herself, "Well, there's no cuss word that starts with R," so she said, "Okay, Johnny, give me a word that starts with R." Little Johnny says, "A rat!" and the teacher, very pleased, says, "Very good, Johnny. What type of rat?" Little Johnny says, "A big gosh damn mother freaker."
Sorry, I had to edit some word, but y'all know what I meant.
Me to my friend: I only date suicidal girls.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because that pussy is limited edition.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to start to build the still for Jill.
Jack stopped and said to drunkin' Jill, "To build this still will take so long."
Jill said to Jack, "Well, f--k the still and kiss my ass, and watch me take another pill!"
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
What’s the best part about fucking suicide girls?
The pussies are limited edition.