Edition jokes

I just planted emo grass.

Ignore it and it cuts itself.

Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.

Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?

Technoblade: Broke.

What do you call a group of emos?

Limited Edition.

Me to my friend: I only date suicidal girls.

My friend: Why?

Me: Because that pussy is limited edition.

What do gay people get for Christmas?

Discrimination.

A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"

What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler!

My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.

Why can’t orphans play softball?

They can’t find home.

What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?

I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!

Why is it okay to hit orphans?

It's not like they can tell their parents.

A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."

Yo man, stand up.

*short person stands*

No, seriously man, stand up!

God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.

All that work wasted.

What's long, white, and thick? My dick.

1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.

2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.