What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
Yo mama is so poor, she buys used food.
Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.
How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?
Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand store!
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
