Economy jokes
Why don’t cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
What time is it when you stand on a pile of money in the bank?
High interest!
I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"
Where do walls shop?--Walmart.
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
Wood-fired pizza.
How would pizza get a job now?
Gan cube prices?
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
ASDA.
Where does Captain Hook buy his hook?
At a second-hand store.
Which country of the world has the poorest/most hungry people?
Answer: Hungary
The bank said go to the river bank. Oh, oh, oh, good fishy joke!
What is the richest nut ever? A cash-ooo!
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
I quit my job at the bank today. I lost interest.
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
Why don't some people like pennies?
Because it's common cents.