Economy jokes
I asked a man for ten dollars for a cup of coffee. The man said coffee was only a quarter. I told him I was putting all my begs in one ask-it.
Why is the homeless homeless?
Because it's homeless.
Why do toy bears have small eyes? Because they were made in China.
I used to work at a bank, then I lost interest.
A man got fired from the first coin factory. He exclaimed, "No! This is the only thing that's ever made cents!"
Kid: How much do you get paid?
Teacher: Minimum wage.
Why can't Americans trade with other countries? We lost the trading center!
Your mum is so poor, she can't afford free samples.
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesn’t make any cents!
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.
Did you hear about the blonde that worked at the Dollar Store?
She called for a price check.
Yo mama is so poor, she asked a homeless guy for money.
Never invest in funerals. It's a dying industry.
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.
"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."
Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!
A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.
How did you get that? Used your life savings?
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.