You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
I can go to Walmart and scan my wrists. It'll say "antidepressants." ✨
In America, you work on a plantation.
In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
Everything is made in China... except for baby girls.
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.
The 10 cents said to the 1 cent, "Haha, I make more cents than you!"
How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash its crack and sell it again.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
The "w" in Africa stands for wealth.
Kobi shops at Aldi.
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
