Economy jokes
You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.
What’s long and black?
The line at the unemployment office.
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
I can go to Walmart and scan my wrists. It'll say "antidepressants." ✨
In America, you work on a plantation.
In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
Everything is made in China... except for baby girls.
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.
The 10 cents said to the 1 cent, "Haha, I make more cents than you!"
How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash its crack and sell it again.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.