What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while, and then we'll go to bed... π₯±π₯Ήπ₯Ί
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Which nut is worth the most? A cashew.
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
At least if you're fat you don't need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
*Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stockpiled "just in case".
The whole lot collapsed and buried him.
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, but sadly, none of them seemed to have worked.
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.
A lot of the time he will take things for granite.
A lot of counter-offers were made.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
Why are Egyptian gods orphans?
Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a new bus) every year to make a prophet.
How can a prostitute make more money than a drug dealer?
She can clean her crack and sell it again.
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
The belt broke.
My mom and I went to a bank. Hard to say I never heard of it. The name is "Addison Banks."
LOL
