It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
why did sophia cross the road to eat her nuggies
As a kid used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock. Now I pee on just following the ritual of Africa.
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Me: can you give me some drum sticks to eat? Brother: Why though? Me: So I can just DRUM UP AN APPETITE
One day someones ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat and her ex boyfriend was there and gave her an apple next minute she had clamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
What’s one food orphans can eat
Homemade
why does the flash eat ostreges because he likes fast food
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Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Cause mommy never gave them some
Where is the best place to eat tacos? In the Gulp of Mexico
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A girls pussy is a muff and when we have something against or mouths they say our voice is muffled so do I think the origin of the word muffled is talking while eating muff
why did the snake eat a panda
Wolf looks like a fox It has the sharpest claws It has a bushy tail To eat it doesn't fail It has a coat of red My grandmother has said It hunts for search of food It is never never good
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boys eat frito bandito, but men eat guido bandito
Why doesn't a teddy bear eat? Because it is already stuffed
what do u call a indian eating cows mooove two jail
My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.
