Eating jokes
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Memes
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
I would kill for something to eat--the cannibal.
Have you tried eating a clock?
It's time-consuming!
"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's a fucking asshole."
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
Why did the skeleton eat tacos?
Because he was hungry.
Would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby?
Did you know toilets, while you're at work, eat your toilet paper?