Eating jokes
There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to bury them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but the second guy refuses the meal.
When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.
In heaven, an angel asks him why.
“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat, though.”
What do squirrels eat?
Nuts. 🥜
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!