Eating jokes
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
Memes
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
I would kill for something to eat--the cannibal.
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
Jay and Andrew are best friends who are almost alike. The difference between them both is Jay is poor and well... Andrew, on the other hand, is suck-a-dick poor. Let me explain, Jay wakes up in his room, walks to the kitchen, and asks his mom, Lisa (I call her Lisa now, btw), if there is anything to eat. "No, bitch!" she replies, so Jay drinks a glass of milk and goes back to bed.
Now Andrew... wakes up, jumps out of bed, and he's in the kitchen. He sees his mom fixing some food for work after a long hard night of giving her husband blue balls. "Anything left for me, Mother?" Andrew asks. "Sorry, Honey, I have to eat to put food on the table and to get the running again." *so she goes to work, taking her time* Andrew sits by his bedside and says to himself, "Man... I'd suck a dick for some water right now." *his mom storms back after hearing what he had said* "I'll buy you a soda if you do my first customer for me!"
Why did the skeleton eat tacos?
Because he was hungry.
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
Would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby?
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!