dont you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water cause your dad wont bring the fucking milk? cuase same
What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it.
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth? -- The dentist!
Catholic men say eating Broccoli is like anal sex. If you’re forced to have it as a child, you probably won’t like it as an adult 🤷🏽♂️
What part of a vegetable cant you eat, The wheelchair
"I think Hannibal Lecter is soooo sexy.... I'd like him to eat me."
My girlfriend is incredibly sad since her cat has disappeared. I am quite sure now that I misunderstood something when she asked me to eat her p-ssy - and I am beginning to think that I did not get the "f-ck her doggy" part either
how much curry can an indian eat? untill his red dot explodes
just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time i eat at popeyes 😑
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat brussels!
What do indian hip hop artists eat. rice rice baby
I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow, but when I woke up my pillow was gone!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.
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What's better than a pile of dead babies.
One that's alive in the middle that has to eat it's way out.
the gayest person in the world is pacman. you can pay him to eat 200 balls.
Why do lions 🦁 go to SUBWAY 🥪?
Because they like to EAT FLESH.
A brain eats cheddar cheese
A father and son duo are sitting at a table, eating breakfast. The father looks at the child and says "I'm hungry" The child looks at the father and replies "Hi hungry, I'm son" the father calls his father and asks why he was named Hungry.
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice-cream in one sitting? To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
