Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.
Eating Jokes
Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈
Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
"Curry muncher!"
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."
What's the difference between a baby and putty?
You can only eat one.
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."
*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵
Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."
