Eating jokes
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
Never eat more than you can lift.
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?
What is a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Brownies.
Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.
Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎