Eating jokes
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.
Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈
Memes
Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
"Curry muncher!"
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."
What's the difference between a baby and putty?
You can only eat one.
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
What's black and eats Kitty?
Serval cancer.
What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.