Eating jokes
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
Never eat more than you can lift.
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?
What is a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Brownies.
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
What's black and eats Kitty?
Serval cancer.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
What's the difference between a baby and putty?
You can only eat one.
If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
"Curry muncher!"
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.