What do frogs eat?
French fries!
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
kylin likes to eat Violet's ass
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
"Hey, I heard you were a bit downโwhere's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
how do people eat bread
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
A goose with no beak, and you eat?
Goose beak salad, file! :)
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
