Eating

Eating Jokes

"Hey, I heard you were a bit downโ€”where's John?"

"He died."

"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."

(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"

What do lesbians and turtles have in common?

They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)

Why donโ€™t I shut myself all the time?

I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.