What does Can do after eating it’s vegetables Go on eBay to see how much He can sell the Wheelchair for
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What do frogs 🐸 eat?
French Flies!
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What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane
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Why can’t Chinese people play baseball, they always eat the bat.
What does Godzilla eat for dinner * the dinner *
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How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19? She lost her taste.
i can’t take my dog to the park anymore. why? the ducks keep trying to eat him. why would they do that? because he’s pure-bread.
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas. Because their dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
Why are Asians good at math? Because the dog can’t eat their homework
One knight a guy asked his wife were she wanted to eat she said Chinese food so he flew her to china the next night he asked her what she wanted to eat she said Indian food so he flew her to India the last night he said what do you want to eat and she said she wanted nothing so he flew her to Africa
i eat ass
Why Belgians don’t eat shit sandwich? They don’t fancy bread!
Does anyone else here eat pretzels with nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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Where does a Muslim like to go and eat ?
Allah's snackbar!!
Why did your friend eat the burger?
Because he wanted to murder all burgers and was starting with this one!
Not really. He was just hungry.
