Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
How do people eat bread?
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
A goose with no beak, and you eat?
Goose beak salad, file! :)
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
"Hey, I heard you were a bit downโwhere's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
Why donโt I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Kylin likes to eat Violet's ass.