Eating jokes
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
Why did the Roman eat pizza? He felt like it.
So my sister was eating Now&Laters, and I continuously heard smacking sounds. So I told her, "Can you stop smacking? It's annoying." Then she said, "I can't, it's a juicy type of candy." So I said, "I can stop the candies from making that sound." Then she said, "How?" So I smacked her. :)
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
After having a win at bingo, Ethel splashed out on some venison for tea.
During the meal, her daughter asked her mum what it was, to which she replied with a little smile... "It's what I call your father."
Little Jimmy threw down his knife and fork and jumped up sayin', "Oh My God! Don't eat it!!! It's a fucking Dick!"
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
What do gay horses eat?
Hay.
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!
Who eats sleeping? A robot.
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."
Well, tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.