When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, Here comes the airplane.
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My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back? Sadly the hardest part to eat of the vegitable is the wheelchair.
"I only eat food on the right of my plate" are you good at eating? "I'm alright at eating"
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves let the kid starve.
when you want pringle but a fat person was eating them there was only 3 sweety left
Why don’t I shut myself all the time. I can only fit so many pares of kid in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
A Goose with no Beak and you eat? Goose Beak Salad file :)
What do lesbiand and turtles have in common? They both eat plastic. (Im sorry to the les out there this is a joke. Not real.)
what does the teachers eat they eat square stuff
why does aaron eat burgers on a wednesday? because his spine is bent and his favourite gun in apex legends is the g7 scout and he uses the speedy spanish man
there is a kid in my school who is exactly like dahmer but he dont eat ppl. or does he.... hes dahmer's son @domink
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? food
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. Im talkin ketchup. My nlgga mustard on that BEAT!
WOULD YOU RATHER: Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t? or Drink a gallon of sperm?
Why is the orphan sad for dinner? He has no one to eat with him at the table
"Hey I heard you were a bit dow- where's John?" "He died" "oh I'm so sorry but I got you food " (after they eat) "Hey how did John taste seasoned and cooked.?"
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner. His mother says, “I don’t like your friends”. Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
Do emos eat...
Happy meals
Why did the twin towers order from just eat? They wanted some plane fries.
