Eating jokes
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.
Well, because it's impastable.
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.
Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out. ... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first. "Moo!" says the second.
Does anyone else here eat pretzels with Nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
What do dogs eat? Dog food.
Friends you eat with are called "tastebuds".
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?
A blender.
REALLY CRAPPY JOKE ALERT!!! Oh Quin, how was eating that tight butt? Must be nasty. I heard you met from rear ending him.
10 years ago my dad said I should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... I still eat cereal with water, sadly.
What's worse than eating 5 raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina?
Realizing you only put in 4.
I love eating Hisoka's big, fat, juicy c*ck.
What's better than throwing up a stillborn?
Making your wife eat it again.