Eating jokes
I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
Johnny, Johnny. Yes, Papa? Eating dick? Yes, Papa.
In a proud, boastful voice, Gemma told the old Chinese woman who was babysitting her that onions were the only food that could make you cry. The woman nodded and said that was true enough.
They continued eating for a while. "This is really good!" the little girl exclaimed. "What's this meat?"
The old lady replied with: "Well, there was a brown dog in your yard that wouldn't stop yapping."
How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?
I had a dog with an eating disorder.
He wouldn’t eat any of my homework.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true.
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
Bambi was calmly eating grass. All of a sudden, a red dot pointed near his heart caught his attention. He looked around anxiously, and he saw a man in camouflage. He whispered, "Time to join mother, Bambi!" Bambi knew what this meant. He ran. He heard a gunshot, followed by a wave of extreme pain. Bambi fell to the ground. He glanced at his leg, which was no longer attached to his body. The man in camouflage came up to him and stabbed him in the heart. Everything went black...
Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?
A: They both like to eat kids in and out.
What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.