the reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.
( Guy 1: Why my cat's so angry ? ) ( Guy 2: Because she wants to eat your big sausage ) ( Guy 1: Don't you ? ) ( Guy 2: Yeah it seems delicious ) ( Guy 1: Mmm so .. w-wait what are you doing ? I didn't think you mean the one in my lunch :< where are you leaving #_# ) **Meow ...** ( Guy 1: Shut up i will never feed you this sausage it's not for you :< -_- </3 )
what cearial do i eat captain bolts
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef You : is this chicken? Chef : no its meow meow
Whats the food orpbans cant eat -family sized icecream
why do you let your dads sleep so they dont get grumpy and eat your dinner
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Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space? Mars bars
When does a cub become a Boy Scout When he eats his first brownie
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Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping and I was starving so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times but nothing new was in their
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how do people eat bread
Family all eating at the table Brother: hmm I think I feel gold Sister: stop the cap Brother look under the table and says “ nope just a gold digger” Dad laughed Step mom storms out of the room
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it’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
What did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains
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what do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
dine and dash
