Q:Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him? A: He doesn’t exist you childish sh**
Toast is like parents
If they are both black, you have nothing to eat
Now its time to make fun of aisans. What do you call an aisan eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep-? Me: I have depression what do you think-?!
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito? I don't eat burritos
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean (uh)
I tried to eat ass once the donkeys got one hell of a kick!
i eat cockroaches
Why do orphans eat cerial without milk? Because thier dad never came home from the store.
Johnny Johnny yes papa eating dick yes papa
WHY DO U CANT EAT CERAL
BECASUE YOUR DAD NEVER CAME BACK FROM GETTING THE MIK!!!
"did you go to the biscuit eating championship" "yea it was crackers"
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater
Yo momma so fat she tried to eat a pie chart.
Why do gay 👬 👨 👨 👨 👨 want to 😫 😫 😫 eat each others meat because 🥩 🥓 🥩 🍖 🍖 is meat and 👨 has to 😋 eat 🍖 🥓 🥩
Hey I got some dominos pizza salad breadsticks and chicken wings for everyone yeah but make sure ms Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up because if she do I'm going have to shove it up her fur.
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.🦆🍲😋😂
What type of jam can you not eat? Traffic jam
Imagine this..ur a lesbian and ur doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say "eat me baby"
She pulls out a knife and fork
y do people eat cereal for breakfast?
because why not.
