for 15 cents a day you can feed an African child they eat spare change i guess
What can you serve but never Eat. a volley ball
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? cuz there dad never came back with the milk
Recently I visited a restaurant in Crotone. When I was done eating, I told the waitress I was “Penaldo” with my food. She instantly knew that I was finished with my food.
before i die ima ask to be cremated. then ima eat a buncha popcorn kernels. then ill die, and get cremated. BOOM! im popcorn.
There once was a man from Peru.who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke up at night ,with a terrible fright,to find out his dream had come true.
What do bats 🦇 like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making into a house and halucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies arent real. You cant and will never get a home"
Next day they make cardboard parents so i threw that away and said "May attention to reality, you will never get parents:
Next day they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again I said "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent" The orphan responded with "Oh really?! How so" I just simply said "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat out old people!"
Why wont cannibals eat divorced women?
Just to Bitter.
What do sprinters eat before a race? -- Nothing, they fast.
What if little johnny was doing drugs? johnny johnny? yes papa? eating sugar? no papa...
I'm on a seafood diet I see food and I eat it😌
What did the Banana say to the vibrator? What are you shaking for, she’s going to eat me!
What do yo get if you eat sugar. High
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........ IMAGINE
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
" 5 second rule! "
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anyone want to eat me up im in that kind of mood right now
my mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT me: what's for dinner Mom and Dad: food The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD my brother and sister what's for dinner: mr: food ;-;
