Recently I visited a restaurant in Crotone. When I was done eating, I told the waitress I was “Penaldo” with my food. She instantly knew that I was finished with my food.
Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
Gf: Hi.
Bf: Hi.
Gf: Did you eat yet?
Bf: Did you eat yet?
Gf: Are you copying me?
Bf: Are you coping me??
Gf: I love you.
Bf: Yeah, I ate already.
I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
What do mice eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese.
What's the difference between pussy and pizza... nothing because I'll eat them both.
Man goes to the doctor. He has a banana sticking out of one ear, a carrot sticking out of the other ear, and a green bean sticking out of one nostril.
"Doctor, I'm not feeling well," the man complains.
"Well, it's no wonder," the doctor replies. "You're not eating right!"
Last time I ate a vegetable, I got banned from my sister's group home.
How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.
How do you properly eat a vegetable?
You tip over the wheelchair.
How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach?
Stop eating caterpillars.
A man gets captured by cannibals.
Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."
For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.
