A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moal,religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral,religious or health reasons can still be a cocksucker so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons
Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant I asked the waiter "People under 12 eat free right" the water confirmed that yes people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "but I'm 13.
What do most disabled people eat there arm
What’s grosser than gross? A truckload of dead babies. What’s grosser than that? A live one at the bottom. What’s grosser than that? When he eats his way out. Grosser than that? When he goes back for more.
What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell? Explosion
These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says " I can't stand my mother in law". The other says " so , just eat the potatoes".
How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?
They both get paid to eat 200 balls!!
Why don't feminists like to eat hotdogs? because they remind them of men's dicks
What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brian’s hahahahaha
Someone: PLEASE EAT I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE *Me tryna remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because ive already googled it and given up because it takes too long* Me: Na yeah I still have 19 days left
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheel chair
When I was a little boy I had this dream I was eating a giant marshmallow
When I woke I was being sexually abused
U need to eat make up in the inside beacuse Friend....... your so ulgy and your not even pretty in the outside
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
GO ON THE QUINTILLIONAIRE MORNING ROUTINE NOW!
1. Wake up 2. Take a shit 3. Eat 4. Get out of bed 5. Have breakfast
I had a dog with an eating disorder. He wouldn’t eat any of my homework.
What do vegetarian zombies eat? -- Graaaaiins.
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress I guess :D
