A cannibal went to the dietitian and he got told to eat more vegetables so he ate a disabled person
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
If you eat a clock then does that mean you’ve consumed time?
Would you like to eat some African food?
So would they....
Q:What do women and kfc have in common A:once you eat the breasts and thighs all you have left is a greasey box to put ur bone in
One day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking his cigarettes. Little Johnny asked, "Grandpa, can I smoke some of your cigarettes?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No", said Little Johnny. His grandpa replied, "Then you're not old enough." The next day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa drinking beer. He asked, "Grandpa, can I drink some of your beer?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No" said Little Johhny. "Then you're not old enough." his grandpa replied. The next day, Little Johnny was eating cookies. His grandpa asked, "Can I have some of your cookies?" Little Johnny replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" His grandpa replied, "It most certainly can!" Little Johnny replied, "Then go fuck yourself
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making into a house and halucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies arent real. You cant and will never get a home"
Next day they make cardboard parents so i threw that away and said "May attention to reality, you will never get parents:
Next day they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again I said "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent" The orphan responded with "Oh really?! How so" I just simply said "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat out old people!"
What do cats eat for breakfast???????????
mice krispies
What do mice 🐭 eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese 🧀.
why cant blind people eat crawfish........... because its seafood
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore"
Why can't an Asian play baseball Cause they always eat the bat
Why did the transgender man only eat salad? Bcz he was a her before.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza? It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before its cool.
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
I work as an IT technician. The other day I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying “do you consent to cookies.” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means so that’s why he called me
y cant orphans eat at a fam restrant
bc ther is no fam
How do you get a cow to eat? give it mooshroom!
today I told my Sis knock knock and she said who’s there and I said I Eat eat my mop and she said I eat mop poo instead of who
How do you know if someone is anorexic? You toss them a onion ring and see if they eat it, or use it as a hula hoop.
