Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.
Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.
Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!
There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He woke up at night, with a terrible fright, to find out his dream had come true.
What did one alligator say to the other alligator?
"Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"
What do bats like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂
What’s a cannibal's favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men).
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."
Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."
Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
