A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat and the priest says bad boys and then his friend says what Kibab do you want and the priest says bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
* sans at sans favorite restaurant* Sans: hey frisk what do you eat today?
Frisk: one knife plz
sans: ok one knife plz
Waiter: you eat a knife?
Frisk: yes
* waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: here you go
Frisk: thanks you
Knock knock! who's there? baby! baby who? do u want to eat this baby that i have prepared? no thanks i already ate.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Cause its finger lickin' good.
What does a rich person eat? 24 Karats/Carrots!
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little weiners
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Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
What do you call a Turk eating turkey. A cannibal.
Why do poor people eat insects? Because they're locust!
The only thing they can see are there chopsticks
Say Ihop ness: i made you eat your pees:🤦
I saw a black person riding bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
says Alex stokes Kat Ive Seen you eat Many food
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Whats black and eats Kitty Serval cancer
Just think when we getting fucked we make our own food
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