Eating jokes
Why did Brandon harass Sydney because she didn't want to eat his foreskin?
Why did the farmer eat a fork?
'Cause he's a dumbass.
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
I have a crush on a girl and both her parents are millionaires.
I guess that gives the term "Eat the rich" a whole new meaning.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.
What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.
Q: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
A: To hide up cherry trees.
Q: What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
A: Giraffes eating cherries.
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
Why doesn't a teddy bear eat? Because it is already stuffed.
Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"
Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?
A: Gonorrhea.
Why did Draven eat curry?
I don't know, ask him.
Dravenッ
What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!
There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.
The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"
The teacher said, "What about the kids?"
The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."
The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
"I think Hannibal Lecter is soooo sexy... I'd like him to eat me!"
A girl was going through some really bad health issues at her house. It got so bad that she had to be rushed to the hospital.
Her husband found out about this after work and went to check on her. When he got there, the desk lady immediately pointed down the hall to a doctor. The guy walked up to the doctor, "Are you the one taking care of my wife?" The doctor glanced away from his papers, "Yes, that would be me, but I am afraid that she is in very bad condition. I have bad news and good news. The bad news is that she will have to be wheeled around in a wheelchair. Also, she can't eat normally. Taking care of her will become very hard. Basically, it will be like taking care of a big baby." Shocked, the guy says, "Wait, if that's the bad news, than what is the good news?" The doctor goes, "I'm just kidding with you, she died!"