One day 2 Chinese with broken English go to America. When they arrive they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu they see "hot dog" but since there English is bad, they think its literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back there both surprised and one of them ask "What part of the dog did you get."
Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
DH: I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
Dark..Humor :)
Why didnt the cows eat the lemon grass.
It made sour milk.
Why do women like PacMan so much? How else can you get eaten 3 tomes for a quarter?
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria? He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion? A: Because it will eat your "Aunts"
Why do orphans eat a ice cream cone?? they cant get a afford a family pack
what is a cannibals favorite type of pizza?
domi-nose
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
You couldn't spit out a good sentence even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people? he does not like roasted vegetables
Gf:Hi
Bf:Hi
Gf:did you eat yet
bf:did you eat yet?
Gf:are you copying me?
Bf:are you coping me??
Gf:i love you
Bf:yeah i ate already
What's the difference between pussy and pizza...nothing because I'll eat them both
how do u properly eat a vegetable you tip over the wheel chair
How do fish get high? Bc they eat seaweed
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How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach ?
Stop eating caterpillars
Last time I ate a vegetable I got banned from my sisters group home.
Man Goes To The Doctor He Has A Banana sticking out of one ear , a carrot stinking out of the other ear and a green been stinking out of one nostrils. "Doctor, I'm not feeling well" the man complains. " Well, it's no wonder" The Doctor replies " You're not eating right"
