Eating jokes
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?
In the morning, I become a cereal killer.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?
10 year olds.
How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!
Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"
What do you do after you eat the softest pussy in the world?
Put the diapers back on.
What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
Why can't blind people eat fish?
Because it's sea food.
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?
The dentist!
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.
Where do rabbits eat breakfast?
IHOP.
Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.
"Moo!" says the second.
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
Graaaaiins.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.