Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? - Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? - Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes.
What do gay horses eat?
Hay.
What kind of bees eat brains?
Zombees.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wipe his ass.
