Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. I told her that, as a punishment, she won't eat butter for 1 month.
Today I saw her killing a cockroach in the kitchen. I told her "nice try".
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. I told her that, as a punishment, she won't eat butter for 1 month.
Today I saw her killing a cockroach in the kitchen. I told her "nice try".
Stephen Hawkins and his wife Siri’s favourite place to eat is meals on wheels😂
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies. What's worse than that? The one on the bottom is alive. And what's worst than that is, the baby has to eat its way out.
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
Why did Spencer eat cheese?
Because he was Jewish.
In the morning, I become a cereal killer.
wHAT DID I EAT FOR BREAKFAST YESTERDSAY?
10 YEAR OLDS