Yesterday I was in a wind storm. Today my ears hurt. I guess the wind was Ear-ittating.
Ayo the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!
Why doesn't Hellen Kellers kid have ears? She gave it it's first hair cut!
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive? -- Their knees.
I said something in ur ear and then it echoed because of the size of ur forehead because ur brain small
A Chinese moves to the USA after 50 years of living in Shanghai.
He bought a home on a small piece of land.
The friendly American neighbor decides to go across and welcome the new guy.
He goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he sees the Chinese man running around his front yard, chasing about 10 hens.
Not wanting to interrupt these 'Chinese customs', he decides to put the welcome on hold for the day.
Next day he decides to try again, but just as he is about to knock on the front door, he looks through the window and sees him urinate into a glass and then drink it.
Not wanting to interrupt another 'Chinese custom', he decides to put the welcome on hold for yet another day.
A day later he decides to give it one last go, but on his way next door, he sees the neighbour leading a bull down the drive way and then put his left ear next to the bull's butt.
The American dude can't handle this, so he goes up to the Chinese man and says, "Jeez man, what the hell is it with your Chinese customs? I come over to welcome you to the neighborhood and see you running around the yard after hens. The next day you are pissing in a glass and drinking it and then today you have your head so close to that bull's butt, it could just about shit on you."
The Chinese man is very taken back and says, "Sorry sir, you no understand, these no Chinese customs I am doing, these are American Customs."
'What do you mean' says the neighbor, "Those aren't American customs."
"Yes they are, man at travel agent tell me" replied the Chinese man. "He say to become true American, I must learn to chase chicks get piss drunk and listen to bull-shit!"
How much do pirate earrings cost? š¤ Answer: a buck an ear. š¤£
What do you call a deer with no ear. One ear
Person: My left ear is ringing. Friend: Then answer it...
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing, Skeletons donāt have ears
Why don't humans eat raw meat, because they use technology to cry about raw meet is good, go and leave bro, I'm going to ear sushi
Its this girl named deaf waht a weird name but i know that cause i was ear hustling. But anyway evertime i call her she doesn't answer i wanna clap some cheeks tonight how could she hate me when she dont no me
so an emo shot themselves and so the detective decides to ask why. but it just goes in 1 ear and out the other.
What is the most sensitive part of a mans anatomy while he's masturbating? -- His ears.
yo mamma so dumb she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 cent
What is a doe called with no legs.
ā¢no legged deer.
What do you call a deer with no ears.
ā¢no eared deer.
What do you call a deer with no eye
ā¢no eye deer
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I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut turns out he was moaning
What do you call a animal with 3 eyes 2 mouth 6 noses and 4 ears
