Why doesn’t Hellen Kellers kid have ears? She gave it it’s first hair cut!

What do you call a animal with 3 eyes 2 mouth 6 noses and 4 ears

What is the most sensitive part of a mans anatomy while he’s masturbating? – His ears.

what do you call a ear thats dead deaf hahaha oh wait…

What do you call a bear with no ears? A b. Yeah, that joke was unbearable.

Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!

Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.

What do you call a person with one arm one leg one eye and one ear ONESY “Hey dad how do you kill a star?” -give them drugs

I was staying over at my friends, for the purpose of the joke he shall be called kian. It was 03.00 am and everyone else was asleep when i heard a soft banging on the wall. I left the room to inspect it, Kian lived with his grandad John Hauge it was thought he had a huge slong. The banging was getting louder and so to was my heartbeat, i opened John’s door and ventured into the room. John was fully naked, there was a glory hole threw the wall where i could make it kians ass. This is what i have been waiting for. I rip off my shorts which Ali G bought for me, and silently moved towards john. I shoved 1 inch wonder in his ear. John furiously turned around and slapped me with his cock, “you little gimp get on the bed”. Kian came in the room with a 2 litre bottle of irn bru, he demanded “what the fudge are you doing”. I replied smoothly "Kian you tracksuit warrior you have a camel toe" Kian fires back “shut it paul you have genital warts”. John screams "SHUT THE FUCK UP." He then gives us it so rough i can’t walk the next day, but feel pleasured for eternity.

By Lewis

What has 8 legs and 2 ears?a dog 🐶

I have 3 eyes 2 ears and 6 mouths, what am I UGLY!

it was too earitating to listen to her and lend her my ear to talk to

how do you get two deaf people from fighting? turn off the lights and walk out.

These are ear-retcal jokes…



I have two heads four eyes and six ears,what am I ?