how do you get two deaf people from fighting? turn off the lights and walk out.
How many ears does Captain Picard have? -- Three: A left ear, a right ear and a final front ear.
What is the most sensitive part of a mans anatomy while he's masturbating? -- His ears.
I went to the principal's office cuz I gave a deff kid ear pod for his birthday
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield.
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac hahahahahahahahahahah
Father awaits the birth of his first child. The obstetrician: "Unfortunately he has no arms". "I'll love it all the same". But the obstetrician adds: "It is also without legs, trunk, head". "I'll love it all the same". Then the obstetrician confessed to him: "I'm sorry, but only this ear was born". "I'll love it all the same". And the obstetrician: "Talk to him closer: he's deaf!".
What has 8 legs and 2 ears?a dog 🐶
I have 3 eyes 2 ears and 6 mouths, what am I UGLY!
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b. Yeah, that joke was unbearable.
Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.
What do you call a person with one arm one leg one eye and one ear ONESY “Hey dad how do you kill a star?” -give them drugs
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it was too earitating to listen to her and lend her my ear to talk to
These are ear-retcal jokes...
Fail
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why does sophia have no ears? her mom gave her, her first haircut.
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did you ear about the guy who got his entire left side cut off? well, he's dead.
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