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SiM JaA
7 years ago

What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?

"Restore factory settings."

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    TheRiotHouse
    7 years ago

    Never invest in funerals. It's a dying industry.

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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.

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