Dying jokes
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."
The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Nah, he got nailed...
Hey I have a joke for you.
My life hahah. I wanna die.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
My dog died today. 😥
My dog died. I'm so sad.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.