Dwarf Jokes

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Anonymous

Wot do u call dwarf the fell in to a cement mixer

A wee hard man

Anonymous

What do you call a gay dwarf? Coming out of the cupboard.

Gay jokes

What do you call a dwarf in a drawer…gay

Anonymous
in Offensive

Why do dwarfs laugh when they run Because the grass tickles their balls

Anonymous

I tried to right the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two word joke, which was Dwarf Shortage. its just so I could pack more jokes into the show.

Anonymous

I’M SHORTTT

Figgarette

I got in a car crash with a dwarf one day. He came storming out, and glared at me. I lowered my window and called out “So, I’m guessing you’re not happy?”.

Shiloh

when dwarfs get high do they just get medium?

Anonymous

What do you call a dwarf with autism Matthew Michal?

laila jokes

Why do dwarfs work at tesco?Because every little helps!

Funny

A dwarf walks into a bar.He ask for a shot of whiskey.The bartender gives him the 🥃 and it turn into a gallon of whiskey.The bartender sees this and takes it back and it turns back into a shot of whiskey.

Anonymous

What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber? A party popper

JuicyFruitSnacks

If i wen’t out with a dwarf when i pick them up i’ll say “wassup short”

Joey M

I got introduced to a dwarf at a nudist Colony the other day.

When we shook, the pleasure was all mine.

Joke

I don’t always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when i do, i like to keep them short

DILOPHOSAURUSP1
in Planet

Why is pluto a dwarf planet

Because it looks like a g- nome

DilophosaurusP1
in Planet

Why is pluto a dwarf planet

Because it looks like a g- nome