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Dwarf Jokes
Wot do u call dwarf the fell in to a cement mixer
A wee hard man
What do you call a gay dwarf? Coming out of the cupboard.
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer…gay
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run Because the grass tickles their balls
I tried to right the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two word joke, which was Dwarf Shortage. its just so I could pack more jokes into the show.
I’M SHORTTT
I got in a car crash with a dwarf one day. He came storming out, and glared at me. I lowered my window and called out “So, I’m guessing you’re not happy?”.
when dwarfs get high do they just get medium?
What do you call a dwarf with autism Matthew Michal?
Why do dwarfs work at tesco?Because every little helps!
A dwarf walks into a bar.He ask for a shot of whiskey.The bartender gives him the 🥃 and it turn into a gallon of whiskey.The bartender sees this and takes it back and it turns back into a shot of whiskey.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber? A party popper
If i wen’t out with a dwarf when i pick them up i’ll say “wassup short”
I got introduced to a dwarf at a nudist Colony the other day.
When we shook, the pleasure was all mine.
I don’t always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when i do, i like to keep them short
Why is pluto a dwarf planet
Because it looks like a g- nome
Why is pluto a dwarf planet
Because it looks like a g- nome