Fast Food Restaurant jokes

Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.

Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.

McDonald's has a drive through.

Twin Towers has a fly through.

Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.

What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?

One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.

You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.

So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?

A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.

KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.

Jeffrey Dahmer was eating at 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.

Buy KFC or else.

What food does a cheetah eat?

Fast food.

You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.

I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."