Fast Food Restaurant jokes

Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.

McDonald's has a drive through.

Twin Towers has a fly through.

Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.

So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?

A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.

You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.

McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.

McDonald's :)

Thomas Bulgin loves McDonald's dollars, A man of simple tastes, he hollers, With every visit, his heart does flutter, For golden arches, a fast food lover.

Those crispy fries, so perfectly fried, And burgers stacked, oh so high, The smell of grease, it fills the air, Thomas Bulgin, he'll always be there.

A dollar menu, his saving grace, A feast for him, a smile on his face, He counts his coins, with eager eyes, To savor each bite, a little prize.

In this world of fast-paced lives, Thomas Bulgin, he surely thrives, For in those golden arches, he finds, A moment of joy, that forever binds.

He cares not for gourmet cuisine, Nor fancy plates, fit for a queen, For in his heart, a simple truth, McDonald's dollars, his fountain of youth.

So let him eat, and let him feast, Thomas Bulgin, the fast food beast, For in those golden arches, he's found, A taste of happiness, unbound.

Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper.

I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.

Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.

What has four legs and works at McDonald's?

The remaining members of Nirvana.

What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?

One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.