Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
