Fast Food Restaurant jokes
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.
What has four legs and works at McDonald's?
The remaining members of Nirvana.
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.
Jeffrey Dahmer was eating at 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
Buy KFC or else.
What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food.
You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.
I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."