Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
Why did the dwarf work at Tesco?
Because every little bit helps!
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 2.5-hour Energy?
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarfs saw them they sang...
"Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."
Dwarf Shortage
I tried to write the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two-word joke, which was "Dwarf Shortage." It's just so I could pack more jokes into the show.
Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next-door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off.” In the end, I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.
"You raise me up to stand on mountains," said the dwarf pornstar on my penis.
I had a friend who was a dwarf. He committed suicide. He jumped off a curb.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
A man runs into a church and shouts, "Are there any dwarf nuns in the monastery?" The Pope said no, causing the man to say to his friend, "I told you you fucked a penguin!"
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