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You may not like me but you still look up to me
You may not like me but you still look up to me
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
Six out of seven dwarfs arenโt Happy.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up suck dick
I tried to right the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two word joke, which was Dwarf Shortage. its just so I could pack more jokes into the show.
its only ok to beat up an dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say your hair smells nice
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid19 quarantine :-)
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest. He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
If there was a quiz on midgets hereโs the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it: 1. When midgets get High on any drug, do they get high or medium? 2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet 3. Are Midgets related to snow whites 7 Dwarfs? 4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario? 5. Was this funny?
Dwarf Shortage
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism, Jimothy
why do dwarfs laugh when they run. the grass tickles their balls.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run.....
-Because the grass tickles their balls
Canโt believe how ungrateful my dwarf next door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to โfuck offโ. In the end I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.
bro you cant talk you look the dwarf from snow white and the seven dwarfs