Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
Why did the dwarf work at Tesco?
Because every little bit helps!
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 2.5-hour Energy?
Dwarf Shortage.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.