Dwarf Jokes

Anonymous

You may not like me but you still look up to me

Funny

Anonymous

What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?

A midget spinner.

John

in Adult

What did cinderella do when she got to the ball she gaged

Adult

Anonymous

What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up suck dick

Ian

in Puns

one time I walked in to a room and I saw a man and a dwarf and I soon found out that the man was the dwarfs father and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him

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Anonymous

I tried to right the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two word joke, which was Dwarf Shortage. its just so I could pack more jokes into the show.

Wife

Anonymous

its only ok to beat up an dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say your hair smells nice

Corona

Anonymous

Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid19 quarantine :-)

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brucepee

how is the weather down there?

Ball

Anonymous

The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest. He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.

EggyBoi

It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.

DonovanGamingYT

If there was a quiz on midgets hereโ€™s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it: 1. When midgets get High on any drug, do they get high or medium? 2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet 3. Are Midgets related to snow whites 7 Dwarfs? 4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario? 5. Was this funny?

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Anonymous

in Ex-wife

My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf's saw them they sang... "Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"

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andrewgrayson

why do dwarfs laugh when they run. the grass tickles their balls.

Donkey Laugh

Why do dwarfs laugh when they run.....

-Because the grass tickles their balls

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Canโ€™t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to โ€œfuck offโ€. In the end I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.

booty hole

bro you cant talk you look the dwarf from snow white and the seven dwarfs