If i wen’t out with a dwarf when i pick them up i’ll say “wassup short”
Wot do u call dwarf the fell in to a cement mixer
A wee hard man
I was walking home when i saw a children crossing the streets on his own. I went towards him and tap his shoulder and said "hey Little kid, you are not suppose to be walking on your own."the kid turns out to be a dwarf.
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest. He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
my sister wani is a dwarf so i seat on her as a chair
im about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
Why do dwarfs suck a cow’s udder in stead of being breastfeed because they are too short
Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls because he is nuts about them
these are all of my terrible jokes
Two antennas met on a roof, they fell in love and got married. The ceremony was alright but the reception was amazing A jumper cable walks into a bar and the bartender said "I’ll serve you but don’t start anything A dyslexic man walks into a bra Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says "does this taste funny to you, I’m joking of course" Dejamoo: the feeling that you’ve heard this bull before A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident and said to the doctor “I can’t feel my legs” the doctor said " I know, I AMPUTATED YOUR ARMS" I went to seafood disco last week, I pulled a muscle What do you call a fish with no eyes, a fsh Two fish swim into a concrete wall, one says "dam" A mystic dwarf escapes from a jail, the call went out of a "small medium at large" A man walks into a bar with solid tar under his arm, he says "a beer please,and one for the road" Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent YO MAMA SO FAT THAT she should be worried, diabetes is a serious problem What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, duh A priest a rabbi and a cleric walk into a bar, the cleric, due to his religious constructions, does not drink alcohol. The others do the same, they have a pleasant fun and nothing bad happens. What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint. I remember the last words my grandad said before he kicked the bucket, how far do you think I can kick this bucket A man walks into a bar, his alcohol independence is pulling this family apart I like my coffee like my women, on sometimes with a penis A man is working at a bar, a money comes in and orders a banana martini. The man wakes up and tells his story to his wife, he is ignored and he turns around sobbing. His marriage is falling apart Why didn’t Jesus play hockey? Soccer and baseball are more popular in Mexico What’s green and has wheels? Grass, the wheels WERE A LIE. What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have wheels except the duck Why couldn’t the dinosaur break the wall, I don’t know. I’m asking you Why did the old woman put rainbow roller skates on her walker, she has dementia There are an owl and a squirrel watching a farmer go by, they owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing. It’s an owl it can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey
why do dwarfs love penis it tickles there insides
wats the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can’t do standing up give a blowjob
What do you call a Dwarf with ESP that escaped a prison?A Small Medium at Large
Dwarf :pulls down the flap for the mirror. Also dwarf: can’t see
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can’t do standing up suck a big dick
What’s the difference between a midget and a tall person only one of them can ride the rides.
Why don’t midgets use tampons? Answer: They are always tripping over the string.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can’t do standing up perform fellatio
" I walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me why you ask because the bug didn’t know I was there."