Dwarf Jokes

What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism, Jimothy

If there was a quiz on midgets here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it: 1. When midgets get High on any drug, do they get high or medium? 2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet 3. Are Midgets related to snow whites 7 Dwarfs? 4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario? 5. Was this funny?

My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf's saw them they sang... "Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"

its only ok to beat up an dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say your hair smells nice

Dwarf Shortage

I tried to right the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two word joke, which was Dwarf Shortage. its just so I could pack more jokes into the show.

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You raise me up to stand on mountains said the drawf pornstar on my penis

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What do you call a midget that waves. A microwave

Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?

It goes right over their head

It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.

Why is pluto a dwarf planet

Because it looks like a g- nome

bro you cant talk you look the dwarf from snow white and the seven dwarfs

Midgit

What do you call yourself when you fist a midget? A ventriloquist

Does a migit count as a orphan?

The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest. He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.

A dwarf walks into a bar.He ask for a shot of whiskey.The bartender gives him the 🥃 and it turn into a gallon of whiskey.The bartender sees this and takes it back and it turns back into a shot of whiskey.