Dwarf jokes
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
When a midget smokes weed, does it get medium?
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 10-hour Energy?
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
I don't ignore dwarfs, I just overlook them.
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs.
Simply because they look up to me.
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
What do you call a dwarf with autism? Matthew Michal?
Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
A dwarf walks into a bar.
He asks for a shot of whiskey. The bartender gives him the 🥃, and it turns into a gallon of whiskey. The bartender sees this and takes it back, and it turns back into a shot of whiskey.
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!