Dwarf Jokes

You may not like me but you still look up to me

What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?

A midget spinner.

What did cinderella do when she got to the ball she gaged

Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.

What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up suck dick

one time I walked in to a room and I saw a man and a dwarf and I soon found out that the man was the dwarfs father and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him

I tried to right the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two word joke, which was Dwarf Shortage. its just so I could pack more jokes into the show.

its only ok to beat up an dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say your hair smells nice

Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid19 quarantine :-)

how is the weather down there?

The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest. He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.

It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.

If there was a quiz on midgets here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it: 1. When midgets get High on any drug, do they get high or medium? 2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet 3. Are Midgets related to snow whites 7 Dwarfs? 4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario? 5. Was this funny?

Dwarf Shortage

What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism, Jimothy

My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf's saw them they sang... "Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"

why do dwarfs laugh when they run. the grass tickles their balls.

Why do dwarfs laugh when they run.....

-Because the grass tickles their balls

Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off”. In the end I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.