one time I walked in to a room and I saw a man and a dwarf and I soon found out that the man was the dwarfs father and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him
Does a migit count as a orphan?
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves? Because they always short 😁😁😁😁
why cant dwafs go to space because nasa is not sending monkes into space anymore.
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid19 quarantine :-)
what do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball she gaged
Yo mama so fat she fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest. He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism, Jimothy
I tried to right the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two word joke, which was Dwarf Shortage. its just so I could pack more jokes into the show.
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf's saw them they sang... "Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
You may not like me but you still look up to me
how is the weather down there?
If there was a quiz on midgets here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it: 1. When midgets get High on any drug, do they get high or medium? 2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet 3. Are Midgets related to snow whites 7 Dwarfs? 4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario? 5. Was this funny?
It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.
Dwarf Shortage
Whats the difference between a dwarf and a japenese man?
I dont know, you tell me.
Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off”. In the end I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.
