Dwarf Jokes

That guy
in Roast

Yo mama so fat she fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star

This Dwarf was being mean to me so I said “when you get home I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you.”

in Funny

What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?

A midget spinner.

in Adult

What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can’t do standing up suck dick

in Ex-wife

My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf’s saw them they sang… “Look at those high Ho’s! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo’sssss!!!”



Guy Bro

Saw a dwarf and said “He costs 2 elixir”

He called the cops


why do dwarfs love penis it tickles there insides


Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen. Just how low can you get.


It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.


how is the weather down there?

in Planet

Why is pluto a dwarf planet

Because it looks like a g- nome

in Udder

Why do dwarfs suck a cow’s udder in stead of being breastfeed because they are too short


A dwarf walks into a bar.He ask for a shot of whiskey.The bartender gives him the 🥃 and it turn into a gallon of whiskey.The bartender sees this and takes it back and it turns back into a shot of whiskey.


I was walking home when i saw a children crossing the streets on his own. I went towards him and tap his shoulder and said "hey Little kid, you are not suppose to be walking on your own."the kid turns out to be a dwarf.


What do you call a dwarf with autism Matthew Michal?


Wot do u call dwarf the fell in to a cement mixer

A wee hard man

Subject Frans Comedy

these are all of my terrible jokes

Two antennas met on a roof, they fell in love and got married. The ceremony was alright but the reception was amazing A jumper cable walks into a bar and the bartender said "I’ll serve you but don’t start anything A dyslexic man walks into a bra Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says "does this taste funny to you, I’m joking of course" Dejamoo: the feeling that you’ve heard this bull before A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident and said to the doctor “I can’t feel my legs” the doctor said " I know, I AMPUTATED YOUR ARMS" I went to seafood disco last week, I pulled a muscle What do you call a fish with no eyes, a fsh Two fish swim into a concrete wall, one says "dam" A mystic dwarf escapes from a jail, the call went out of a "small medium at large" A man walks into a bar with solid tar under his arm, he says "a beer please,and one for the road" Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent YO MAMA SO FAT THAT she should be worried, diabetes is a serious problem What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, duh A priest a rabbi and a cleric walk into a bar, the cleric, due to his religious constructions, does not drink alcohol. The others do the same, they have a pleasant fun and nothing bad happens. What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint. I remember the last words my grandad said before he kicked the bucket, how far do you think I can kick this bucket A man walks into a bar, his alcohol independence is pulling this family apart I like my coffee like my women, on sometimes with a penis A man is working at a bar, a money comes in and orders a banana martini. The man wakes up and tells his story to his wife, he is ignored and he turns around sobbing. His marriage is falling apart Why didn’t Jesus play hockey? Soccer and baseball are more popular in Mexico What’s green and has wheels? Grass, the wheels WERE A LIE. What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have wheels except the duck Why couldn’t the dinosaur break the wall, I don’t know. I’m asking you Why did the old woman put rainbow roller skates on her walker, she has dementia There are an owl and a squirrel watching a farmer go by, they owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing. It’s an owl it can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey


My friend”hey i see dwarf me” where friend” in front of me


Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls because he is nuts about them