Dwarf jokes
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 10-hour Energy?
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarfs saw them they sang...
"Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs.
Simply because they look up to me.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
I used to look up to my mom, but now that I am 12, I look down on her.
I don't ignore dwarfs, I just overlook them.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.