Dwarf jokes
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
Dwarf Shortage.
"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
I'M SHORTTT!
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
I tried to write the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two-word joke, which was "Dwarf Shortage." It's just so I could pack more jokes into the show.
“If you're a dwarf and you're offended by that, grow up.”
What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?
Broken plates.
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarfs saw them they sang...
"Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
"You raise me up to stand on mountains," said the dwarf pornstar on my penis.
I used to look up to my mom, but now that I am 12, I look down on her.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The dwarf who couldn’t reach the doorbell.