Dwarf Jokes

Anonymous

Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?

Because of his short cummings.

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Meh

I hate writing dwarf jokes but I Normally keep them short

Nicki

What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? A small medium at large

retired grocer

Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.

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Anonymous
in Corona

Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid19 quarantine :-)

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Anonymous

Why did the dwarf get a job at lidl? Because every lidl heps

Anonymous

Why do dwarfs work at tesco?

Because every little helps

Anonymous

its only ok to beat up an dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say your hair smells nice

Jimmy Isnt Alpha

What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism, Jimothy

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Ian
in Puns

one time I walked in to a room and I saw a man and a dwarf and I soon found out that the man was the dwarfs father and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him

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booty hole

bro you cant talk you look the dwarf from snow white and the seven dwarfs

Anime_dream1

Why don’t dwarfs have cars?: Because they can’t get in the door

im about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.

DonovanGamingYT

If there was a quiz on midgets here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:

  1. When midgets get High on any drug, do they get high or medium?
  2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet
  3. Are Midgets related to snow whites 7 Dwarfs?
  4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
  5. Was this funny?
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Gay jokes

What do you call a dwarf in a drawer…gay

Anonymous

my sister wani is a dwarf so i seat on her as a chair

Zane Wiley

Dwarf Shortage

Anonymous

The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest. He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.

Anonymous

I tried to right the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two word joke, which was Dwarf Shortage. its just so I could pack more jokes into the show.

Anonymous

Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen. Just how low can you get.