Dwarf jokes
I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."
Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison? Reports say there's a small medium at large!
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
I got introduced to a dwarf at a nudist colony the other day.
When we shook, the pleasure was all mine.
What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? A small medium at large.
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
One time I walked into a room and I saw a man and a dwarf, and I soon found out that the man was the dwarf's father, and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him.
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 2.5-hour Energy?
What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?
Broken plates.
I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"
He called the cops.
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
A dwarf walks into a bar.
He asks for a shot of whiskey. The bartender gives him the 🥃, and it turns into a gallon of whiskey. The bartender sees this and takes it back, and it turns back into a shot of whiskey.
I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs.
Simply because they look up to me.
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.