Dwarf Jokes

Why don't dwarfs have cars?: Because they can’t get in the door

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Why do dwarfs work at tesco?Because every little helps!

Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen. Just how low can you get.

Yo mama so fat she fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star

im about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.

What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?

Very little.

Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race because the grass tickles there balls

Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties ?...because its not big and its not clever.

What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? A small medium at large

I hate writing dwarf jokes but I Normally keep them short

why do dwarfs love penis it tickles there insides

Why did the dwarf get a job at lidl? Because every lidl heps

What do you call a gay dwarf? Coming out of the cupboard.

What do you call a dwarf in a drawer......gay

I had a friend who was a dwarf….. he committed suicide……..he jumped of a curb

What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.

Why you should never borrow money from dwarves? Because they always short 😁😁😁😁

why cant dwafs go to space because nasa is not sending monkes into space anymore.

what did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? da fok yu sai tu meee.