Why cant dwarf be depressed?

Because they are compressed

its only ok to beat up an dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say your hair smells nice

Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.

Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid19 quarantine :-)

What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism, Jimothy

Why do dwarfs work at tesco?Because every little helps!

Why did the dwarf get a job at lidl? Because every lidl heps

one time I walked in to a room and I saw a man and a dwarf and I soon found out that the man was the dwarfs father and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him

If there was a quiz on midgets here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:

1. When midgets get High on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet
3. Are Midgets related to snow whites 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?

What do you call a dwarf in a drawer…gay

Dwarf Shortage

I tried to right the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two word joke, which was Dwarf Shortage. its just so I could pack more jokes into the show.

What do you call a dwarf with autism Matthew Michal?

Why is pluto a dwarf planet

Because it looks like a g- nome

What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can’t do standing up suck dick

My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf’s saw them they sang… “Look at those high Ho’s! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo’sssss!!!”

A dwarf walks into a bar.He ask for a shot of whiskey.The bartender gives him the 🥃 and it turn into a gallon of whiskey.The bartender sees this and takes it back and it turns back into a shot of whiskey.

Why do dwarfs work at tesco?

Because every little helps

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It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.