Dwarf

Dwarf jokes

Cop

I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"

He called the cops.

Room

One time I walked into a room and I saw a man and a dwarf, and I soon found out that the man was the dwarf's father, and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him.

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  • Car

    Why don't dwarfs have cars?

    Because they can't get in the door.

    Job

    Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?

    Because every Lidl helps.

    Height

    I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs.

    Simply because they look up to me.

    Man

    What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."

    Friend

    I had a friend who was a dwarf. He committed suicide. He jumped off a curb.