Dwarf jokes
One time I walked into a room and I saw a man and a dwarf, and I soon found out that the man was the dwarf's father, and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him.
I ran into a dwarf and he said: "Well, I’m not Happy."
Then which one are you?
Why don't midgets use tampons?
Answer: They are always tripping over the string.
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
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Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarfs saw them they sang...
"Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
A dwarf walks into a bar.
He asks for a shot of whiskey. The bartender gives him the 🥃, and it turns into a gallon of whiskey. The bartender sees this and takes it back, and it turns back into a shot of whiskey.
Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.
I tried to write the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two-word joke, which was "Dwarf Shortage." It's just so I could pack more jokes into the show.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.
Why did the dwarf work at Tesco?
Because every little bit helps!
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?
Broken plates.