Dwarf jokes
What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? A small medium at large.
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
Why do dwarfs work at Tesco?
Because every little helps!
I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.
I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"
He called the cops.
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
One time I walked into a room and I saw a man and a dwarf, and I soon found out that the man was the dwarf's father, and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.
When a midget smokes weed, does it get medium?
I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs.
Simply because they look up to me.
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 10-hour Energy?
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
I had a friend who was a dwarf. He committed suicide. He jumped off a curb.