Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race because the grass tickles there balls
This Dwarf was being mean to me so I said “when you get home I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you.”
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties ?...because its not big and its not clever.
Why do dwarfs work at tesco?Because every little helps!
what did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? da fok yu sai tu meee.
What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? A small medium at large
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
I hate writing dwarf jokes but I Normally keep them short
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber? A party popper
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen. Just how low can you get.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?: Because they can’t get in the door
im about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
I had a friend who was a dwarf..... he committed suicide........he jumped of a curb
You raise me up to stand on mountains said the drawf pornstar on my penis
its only ok to beat up an dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say your hair smells nice
I ran into a dwarf and he said: “Well, I’m not happy”.. Me: Then which one are you?
Why did the dwarf get a job at lidl? Because every lidl heps
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid19 quarantine :-)
What do you call a midget that waves. A microwave