Dwarf jokes

What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? A small medium at large.

Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.

Why do dwarfs work at Tesco?

Because every little helps!

I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.

I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"

He called the cops.

Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.

One time I walked into a room and I saw a man and a dwarf, and I soon found out that the man was the dwarf's father, and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him.

I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.

Why don't dwarfs have cars?

Because they can't get in the door.

Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!

Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!

Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?

Because every Lidl helps.

When a midget smokes weed, does it get medium?

I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs.

Simply because they look up to me.

What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?

Gay.

Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.

What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."

I had a friend who was a dwarf. He committed suicide. He jumped off a curb.

What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?

Very little.

If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 10-hour Energy?