What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? A small medium at large.
Dwarf Jokes
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
Why do dwarfs work at Tesco?
Because every little helps!
I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.
I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"
He called the cops.
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
One time I walked into a room and I saw a man and a dwarf, and I soon found out that the man was the dwarf's father, and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him.
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.
I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs.
Simply because they look up to me.
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 10-hour Energy?
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
