Dwarf jokes
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
I don't ignore dwarfs, I just overlook them.
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
What do you call a dwarf?
Adrian!
"You raise me up to stand on mountains," said the dwarf pornstar on my penis.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
I used to look up to my mom, but now that I am 12, I look down on her.
"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."
I'M SHORTTT!
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.
Me: "Are you ok sir?"
Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."
Me: "Well, which one are ya?"
You may not like me, but you still look up to me.
Why does a dwarf laugh whilst playing football?
Because the grass tickles his balls!
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
“If you're a dwarf and you're offended by that, grow up.”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The dwarf who couldn’t reach the doorbell.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁