Dude

Dude jokes

Stereotype

    • A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."

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    • Orphan

    • One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"

    Dude memes

    Coffee

    • I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:

    1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.

    I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.

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    • Desk

    • My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D

    Kid

    • Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?

    Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.

    Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.

    Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.

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    • Tool

    • Some dude called me a tool.

    So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.

    Guess he was right :/

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    • Hair

    • Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.

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    • Rainbow

    • So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.

    And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.

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