Dude Jokes

Me: Cobain! Friend: No, dude, its Kobe. Me: why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.

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Two balled dudes were pulling each other's hair

“Guys! Let’s hang out after school!” Dude named Guys: Dude named Out: Dude named School:

Jace: ha ha i won dude you suck at monopoly Timmy:Let's play another game *GUNSHOT* Ig i won! Jace:*SCREAMS IN PAIN* Timmy: What? I thought we were playing chutes and ladders!

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what do you call dude that is always high and gets higher then everyone else in the family the alpha pot head

Bro i saw two dudes kissing LOL but not regular kissing

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Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today? Person 2: “Seven” Person: 1: “What the fuck dude..” Person 2: “I know right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.” (Based on an encounter I had recently)

Why’s bbc called bbc?

The dude’s shlong gets bigger everytime he says n-

Papyrus:nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude! Sans:I guess now it says pool dude ;) Papyrus:SSSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS

I drew a fist on a body and then i drew a guy saying to him "that dude's a knucle-head!"

I hate 9/11 jokes...They always crash and burn like dude its not funny?

Some dude called me a tool

So later I got hammered and nailed his gf.

Guess he was right :/

credit to funnydude from laugh factory website lol

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So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still cant cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still cant f*ck."