My "overweight" friend and me were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly dude?
Me: *annoyed*Jason when you stepped on the scale this morning it asked for you're weight not you're phone number.
My "overweight" friend and me were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly dude?
Me: *annoyed*Jason when you stepped on the scale this morning it asked for you're weight not you're phone number.
She’s got 20 dudes in her DM’s telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
Friend Hey did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kanes is amazing! What did you do this weekend I did-
Me Dude are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.
What did the neutron say to the atom? Sndwichis dude!!!!
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
Random guy: Do you know Dee? Other dude: Who’s Dee? Random guy: Dee Snuts!
Your Friend: Bro I'm having a movie sleep over tonight. I've invited 17 people wanna come? You: Yeah but why so many people? Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers. You: Dude!!!!