Guy Friend jokes

Friend: Want to play Fall Guys?

Friend 2: Yup.

Friend: Ok, so let me ju- wait, where are you going?

Friend 2: I'm gonna jump off.

Friend: Why?

Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?

Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.

Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.

I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."

Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.

Like if your best friend is emo.

Like if your best friend is emo. *repost* or like if you have a best friend.

So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?

Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.