Guy Friend

Guy Friend Jokes

Game

Friend: Want to play Fall Guys?

Friend 2: Yup.

Friend: Ok, so let me ju- wait, where are you going?

Friend 2: I'm gonna jump off.

Friend: Why?

Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?

Cock sucker

I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."

Shrek

Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.

Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.