Dude jokes
Dude, I lied.
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
Rubbing everywhere but not the clit and asking, "Do you like that?"
(dude wtf)
My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D
There was a dude. He had a mondo dong.
His wife was like, "Yo, where are your balls?"
The dude says he left them in the fridge. His wife replies, "I knew those meatballs tasted weird!"
Don't ever wanna fuck a dude!!
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!
So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."
Dude, ABC, what comes next?
Kid: A big fat noob.
I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:
1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.
I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.
Me: Knock knock.
Some dude on the street: Who's there?
Me: Whowhowho.
Dude: Whowhowho who?
Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho.
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.
I was like, soon dude, Little Johnny is Big boobs.
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
"-Hey dude, you got some beef? You want some beef from me?"
"- No thanks... I'm vegetarian!"
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?