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Yes

Kamikaze

"Just say no to drugs!" well, if i’m talking to my drugs, i probably already said yes

Day

Big Boss Tom

I bought shoes from a drug dealer I know he lcsd them and all but I have been tripping all day

Daddy

jay jay

your daddy must be a drug dealer because your dope

Little Johnny

oh im a gummy bear

What if little johnny was doing drugs? johnny johnny? yes papa? eating sugar? no papa…

Puns

Sans the Skeleton

What do you call a duck on drugs A quackhead.

Puns

Anonymous

whats a ducks favorite drug? cwack

Difference

Anonymous

Whats the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.

Problem

Ya ma’s a wee bawbag

What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems

(Said in a Scottish accent). Amaffmaheed

Life

Queen Boberta

MY LIFE

Today

Anonymous

i bought drugs today.

Day

DIC PUNCHER

i bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday- i dont know what he laced them with but i was trippen all day

Someone

J0K35

How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?

He CRACKed up.

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Die

Jybori

For you have a overdose on a drug and die, then the least half dose would be a lifetime supply.

Difference

Jiojdisjfoasdfidsoi

What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute? A prostitute only has one crack, and has to can wash it and sell it again.

Wait

Mr. Valeska

Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs… Oh, wait. He already did.

Difference

Anonymous

what’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can wash he crack and sell it again

Difference

Anonymous

what’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again

Windows

feuotcgulkqcefhvpgwilds

Read this

Crack

What did you think of? A window crack or the drug?

High

Anonymous

What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

-high definition or addictionary

Boy

Grossed out

Solve this equation: a gay boy+a whole lots a drugs

A hyped up f’ing machine

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