Drug jokes
Shit! My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs! I've been his customer for 4 years, but I had no idea he was a barber.
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?
Because he can't handle 6 perks.
What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A stoner has papers.
A black lady goes inside the drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you carry tampons?" Then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "Do you want the mini pads or the maxi pads?"
And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"
And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"
And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."
The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals: a hacker, a rapist, a serial killer, and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial killer decides that she wants to change, but when she sees a knife she just can’t help it. She bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist gets teleported back to prison.
"Just say NO to drugs!" Well, if I'm talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
You should never try Afghan weed because people in Afghanistan get stoned to death.
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?
A trip without kids.
Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.
His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."
What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?
TripAdvisor.com
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
A depressed man was caught on top of the Empire State Building with marijuana. Needless to say, he didn't want to come down.
I like my women like how I like my cocaine, smuggled and cut clean.
What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
What's black and white and hard as nails? A nun on speed!
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!