Difference

hooker

whats the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? a hooker can wash her crack then sell it again

Face

Joseph Wiseou

your snorting cociane with your Buddys your eyes are closed feeling the bliss of drugs when suddenly something wet touches your nostril your buddy mark stuck his PENIS in your face. you look up at mark and he says “I’m sorry” and runs away his pants still down.

Dwarf

DonovanGamingYT

If there was a quiz on midgets here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:

  1. When midgets get High on any drug, do they get high or medium?
  2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet
  3. Are Midgets related to snow whites 7 Dwarfs?
  4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
  5. Was this funny?

Jesus

Anonymous

Mom told me drugs are my enemies Jesus said to like your enemy’s Yay i can like drugs then

Word

Anonymous

Read this word:

Heroine

Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?

Star

Anonymous

A chinese drug dealer said to me "Do you like my cocaine?" I replied “Not since he starred in Zulu”.

Battery

Anonymous

What’s Stephen Hawkings favorite drug? Battery Acid

Deer

Anonymous

Why dont stags by drugs? Because they are too deer.

Legs

Anonymous

What do you call a person with one arm one leg one eye and one ear ONESY “Hey dad how do you kill a star?” -give them drugs

Jesus

JESUS_IS_MY_DADDY

Mom said drugs are my enemies,god said love your enemies.What do i tell her?

Open

Anonymous

A Mexican opens a pharmacy in CA. What’s he selling?

Drugs

Sea

urmom

what does a shark smoke sea-WEED

how do whales breathe under water they take a deep METH

Difference

Troy

What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe a hoe can wash her crack and sell it again

Head

Bob Marly

what do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs… A QUACK HEAD!!! My mom must be a duck then…

Day

follow @minajexty on ig

I bought these trainers from a drug dealer, I don’t know what he laced it with but i have been trippin’ all day.

Dealer

xxx tentacion

whats the diffrence between a hooker and a drug dealer a hooker can wash her crack n resell it

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Difference

Anonymous

whats the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? the hooker can was out her crack and reuse it

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer.

The prostitute can wash her “crack” and sell it again.

Drug

Anonymous

Pussy = drugs

Man

Country girl Lexi

Addicted what did the drug dealer say to the dopewhore? Damn whore your not that addicted when u spread your legs open for any man no wonder weed is more addicted than yo ass. Lol

Die

lily :)

Why doesn’t Africa have pharmacies? Because you can’t take drugs on an empty stomach.

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Kid

Anonymous

i want u to know alya it must suck not having perents but i want my mom dead she is a asshole to everyone she is a huge drug addict she very abusive she is a real escort she minipulates people to always be on her side she steals money from me her own kid she stole my birthday money from when i turned 10 so sometimes not having a mom is better

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