Drug jokes
Method Man: Yo what’s crackin’?
ODB: Yep
*having sex on lexapro*
Her: Cum for me, baby!
Me: I'm trying!
I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched her thigh and said, "Do you wanna?" Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and they had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pills, and so they had a son.
We found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than my dad.
Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid.
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
khi beats his meat to weed- germiah.
Why did Amy Winehouse snort Splenda?
She thought it was Diet Coke.
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.
Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?
Because he's too high.
Why did the stoner cross the road?
He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My life.
My brother's addicted to buying ladders; he loves to get high.
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
How's George Floyd doing these days? Being drug-free for a year, he must be feeling pretty swell.