Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
Drug Jokes
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: broðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "I know you wanna!"
Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun,
But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
My brother's addicted to buying ladders; he loves to get high.
I snorted a line of coke off my 8-year-old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining, probably because she was already dead.
Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy?
A: Because it was on crack.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
Why did the stoner cross the road?
He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.