Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: broðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy?
A: Because it was on crack.
My brother's addicted to buying ladders; he loves to get high.
I snorted a line of coke off my 8-year-old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining, probably because she was already dead.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
Why did the stoner cross the road?
He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
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